Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake!
dennys what the fuck
is dennys doing ok
imagine being able to say you were married by ke$ha
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit
Christians this 4/20 be like
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.